Santa Joke

Duniyaa me mohabbat karne waalo ki, 

Takdeer badalti rahti hai, 

Shisha to wahi rahta hai, 

Tasweer badalti rahti hai.

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.